Bird Porn? NOW I Think I’ve Seen/Heard It All!!!

I’m speechless!

I know that’s hard to believe, but I am…………….just when you think things cannot possibly get any more pathetic, someone, somewhere is bound to show you just how bad it CAN get.

I came across this mention on another blog I happened upon. Well a google search showed that tons of people are blogging about it AND it was picked up by some in the media as well.

Words escape me, well, printable words anyway because the list of expletives I have for this nonsense would have someone sending the “foul language police” after me for sure. This just sent my “beyond ridiculous” needle off the chart……..in fact, it just picked itself up and left with a “I am leaving you and never returning”.

I still can’t tell if this is for real or not, but it sure does seem so. I will leave commentary up to you, it requires no assistance, trust me! LOL

I don’t even know where to begin this ridiculous nonsense, so why not first start with Bird Porn

All I can say is you have to be some kind of deranged pervert to take something natural in nature, something as calm and pleasant as bird-watching and turn it into something sexually devious in humans. But someone has, AND those people have the nerve to call others perverts and deviants!

Read the Mission statement of StopBirdPorn.org

Bird watcher also bird-watcher n. A person who observes and identifies birds in their natural surroundings.

According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service forty eight million people watch birds. We have discovered that certain demographics of Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.The elderly find that bird watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars. Most disturbing are the groups of bird watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods.

A psychologist who studies bird watching says: “Adults, disguised as bird watchers mask their debauchery by taking trips in groups. They can then achieve climax in the safety of the woods. Particularly disturbing is the high number of senior citizens using binoculars and telescopes to observe birds mating.

“These horny Peeping Toms satisfy their craving for sex by focusing their debasement on birds. This perversion must be halted, otherwise the entire moral fibre of our nation is going to hell.”.

A former birdwatcher, who recently resigned from his club in Meritt Island, FL, said:“I am sad about the reprehensible behavior of these bird watchers who need to satisfy their pornographic pleasures. Shame on them!”.

A member of Congress, who requested anonymity, is quietly drafting legislature that would levy stiff fines against people caught with bird porn in their possession, either photos or internet images.

Read the comments too, many are just as comical.

You need to have one sick twisted mind to take it there.

See HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE for a sampling of stories on this.

God/dess save us all from these puritanical, miserable people who call themselves human and think they have some kind of right to force their mental illness on the rest of the world.

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~ by swfreedomlover on September 16, 2008.

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